It happens rarely, but true love can be found in a bar. When an equally

attractive man and women that share enough in common meet over a couple drinks, there's often a special kind of chemistry involved. Now, the other 99% of men and women that meet in bars are usually a bit more....sloppy than that. It usually goes something like this: Horny dude out with his buddies looking to get some. Desperate girl/slut/attention whore having one too many and making out with the first guy that can stand up straight (and even that might not be required). There are all different kind of public drunken make outs. Socially awkward geeks that have to be liquored up to muster up the courage to talk to the opposite sex and make out like 13 year olds. Guys that have spent one too many days at the gym making out with anorexics like they're trying to swallow them whole. Scantily clad chicks making out with ANYONE to build their self esteem.

Beyond any generalization or cliché, all it usually takes is a look, a

bought drink, a well timed compliment to have a drunk chick on her knees.

My man above used the "let me buy you a drink even though you have a full

one" and it worked like a charm. 2 beers in hand, all it took was "you're

hot" and she was licking his chops. Front and center, blocking other

patrons from the bar, touching-feeling-kissing like there was no tomorrow.

People - do us a favor, if you're planning on slopping on each other, do it

in the BACK of the bar!